more gp questions.

are the youth today getting too apathetic?
i don't know, i don't care.

is amorality creeping into society today?
does it matter?

a violist and a cellist were on a sinking ship. the cellist was screaming that he couldn't swim. the violist looked over calmly and said, "don't worry, just fake it."

a group of terrorists hijacked a planeful of violists headed for an international viola conference. they said that if their demands were not met, they'd start releasing a violist every hour.

q: why did the soprano stop halfway while falling down a cliff?
a: she had to ask for directions.