my dear friends,

there is a plot afoot.

there is something rotten in the state of denmark.

that ruomei has not posted the pictures of joyce's birthday party is merely a symptom of the wide-ranging conspiracy which threatens to engulf us, the writers.

and you are all involved. all you who have read this blog over the past week, and continue to read, and worst of all, tag on the tagboard in a show of support - you are all pawns of puppetmasters, who for reasons unknown to us (comic-book style) are unreasonably and abso-blooming-lutely evil.

(except for high pitched cackling laughter and silhouettes on a shaded background, we have no idea who they are.)

but they're there.

they're here to perpetuate the lurking evil which is this blog...

... poorly-written, idea-starved, and, like wikipedia, contentious, and unedited. and full of aadvarks. as well as oxford commas. (oh, the horror!)

it is something so horrible, it's even vaguely lovecraftian. the words which we bang out here resound like the call of cthulhu across the cosmos, an unnamed horror as they spell out the words of the necronomicon.

all who tag, and above all, those on the facebook group - remember, popularity is no measure of quality. britney spears, too, has a fan club!

kind regards,
tong