HOW SPASTIC ARE YOU?!!!
TAKE THE ONE-QUESTION QUIZ TO FIND OUT!!!!!!
NOW!!!!!
Qn: Does the following make you laugh-
Cows watch moovies. Moovies.
(Laugh-give yourself one point; Didn't Laugh-zero points)
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By the way go watch Die Hard 4.0! It's VERY good.
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You've read the reviews.
Now review the movie reviews!
Review of Local Movie Reviews 101 - What They Mean.
Action Movies
One Star - Do not watch it.
Two Stars - B grade (too many explosions / too absurd storyline) Watch it if you think "too many explosions" is an oxymoron.
Three Stars - Watch it.
Four Stars - Popular movie stars are involved. Storyline is 'classic' - Based on a best-selling novel / Popular Sequel / America or The World is threatened (Usually America and The World are used synonymously)
Five Stars - This means nothing more than "Popular movies are involved. Big budget. Famous director and producer"
Romance / Comedy Movies
One Star - Avoid it. Sappy / Unfunny.
Two Stars - For Romance, avoid it. For comedy, it means the movie is "American Humour". Watch it if you do not think "American Humour" is an oxymoron.
Three Stars - Good movie. Watch it.
Four Stars - Not applicable for Romance movies. For Comedy, it means the movie is "British Humour" (In this article, Shakespearean humour is NOT considered under British Humour. Or Humour.). Watch it.
Five Stars - Not applicable for Comedy movies. For Romance, this refers to "The Titanic". Don't watch it.
Art Movies
One Star - Not applicable.
Two Stars - This is an Angsty Chinese/Taiwanese/Malaysian Art movie which did not win awards.
Three Stars - Won a small award.
Four Stars - Won major awards. Good movie. Watch it.
Five Star - Won major awards. Don't watch it.
In this "Do Unto Others" series special, aside from "Review the Reviews", we also have other similar episodes lined up, such as "Execute the Executioners", "Douse the Firemen", "Raise the Ministers' Cost of Living", and "Launch War on America Over Oil"
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You know you want to say it. Go on.
Moovies.
TAKE THE ONE-QUESTION QUIZ TO FIND OUT!!!!!!
NOW!!!!!
Qn: Does the following make you laugh-
Cows watch moovies. Moovies.
(Laugh-give yourself one point; Didn't Laugh-zero points)
---
By the way go watch Die Hard 4.0! It's VERY good.
---
You've read the reviews.
Now review the movie reviews!
Review of Local Movie Reviews 101 - What They Mean.
Action Movies
One Star - Do not watch it.
Two Stars - B grade (too many explosions / too absurd storyline) Watch it if you think "too many explosions" is an oxymoron.
Three Stars - Watch it.
Four Stars - Popular movie stars are involved. Storyline is 'classic' - Based on a best-selling novel / Popular Sequel / America or The World is threatened (Usually America and The World are used synonymously)
Five Stars - This means nothing more than "Popular movies are involved. Big budget. Famous director and producer"
Romance / Comedy Movies
One Star - Avoid it. Sappy / Unfunny.
Two Stars - For Romance, avoid it. For comedy, it means the movie is "American Humour". Watch it if you do not think "American Humour" is an oxymoron.
Three Stars - Good movie. Watch it.
Four Stars - Not applicable for Romance movies. For Comedy, it means the movie is "British Humour" (In this article, Shakespearean humour is NOT considered under British Humour. Or Humour.). Watch it.
Five Stars - Not applicable for Comedy movies. For Romance, this refers to "The Titanic". Don't watch it.
Art Movies
One Star - Not applicable.
Two Stars - This is an Angsty Chinese/Taiwanese/Malaysian Art movie which did not win awards.
Three Stars - Won a small award.
Four Stars - Won major awards. Good movie. Watch it.
Five Star - Won major awards. Don't watch it.
In this "Do Unto Others" series special, aside from "Review the Reviews", we also have other similar episodes lined up, such as "Execute the Executioners", "Douse the Firemen", "Raise the Ministers' Cost of Living", and "Launch War on America Over Oil"
---
You know you want to say it. Go on.
Moovies.
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