URGENTLY REQUIRED!
Ghostwriters for declining blog (See above blog title to see why)

Work Conditions-
1.Flexible hours
2.Male Environment (Yup, girl applicants will be favoured)
3.Pay- Peanuts (Unshelled)

Qualifications-
Education- 'A' Levels and above.
Sense of Humor- Previously, not necessary. At all. Now, people actually expect it. Screw them.
Good Writing skills- Discouraged.

Interested parties kindly apply to

We've_got_it_bad@gmail.com
or
Hous-tong_we_have_a_problem@hurhur.com - (See what I mean?)